A little party fun

[hensylee]

Someone sent me the following and I just have to share it with you. Many, like me, can relate. Hope you laugh as much as I did. And always recall it when you go partyin:

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties - or shorts.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

 

[nadi]

Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day.

 

[fyrfytr]

Hey Hensylee,
Thanks for the laughs. It nice to be able to that now and than.
Have a Great Day!

Dave
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Surgery: 4/21/03
Aortic Aneurysm Repair
AVR, with a St. Jude Mechanical
Heart Center of the Rockies

 

[Harrybaby666]

Hi Hensylee

Hi Hensylee

Hi Hensy!

I always knew by your pic that you had a few hilarious jokes up your sleeve......Thanks for the (I was gonna say Killer Joke, but I decided I had better not. lol) great joke. Harrybaby

 

[hensylee]

Had a Killer dog - when the vet saw him, he weighed in at 10 oz and the vet fell out laughing, saying we should name him Killer. We did and he was the meanest little critter you ever saw. And yeah, got a few killer jokes, too - not fitten for VR, tho. Janie told me most of them! teehee

 

[Harrybaby666]

That's It! That's It! Keep Them Jokes Pumping! (Err...coming...lol)

That's It! That's It! Keep Them Jokes Pumping! (Err...coming...lol)

Hi Hensy,
You sure know how to keep someone's spirit moving! I love it when someone uses humor to help things along! How is ya feelin? Haven't heard from ya, so I figured I had better ask. Harrybaby

 

[hensylee]

Well, Harry - I have finally seen the light and I want to tell everybody about it.

I had a cataract operation 2 days ago. Didn't know I was blind, but as soon as it was over, the whole world opened up with all these bright colors and all this light. I was driving today and realized all the things I had not been seeing. I knew the world had gotten dimmer, but today it was "OH MY GAWD just look at all this stuff I have not been seeing. So when you see an old person driving along, you could be in danger and you might want to move over and give them room because maybe they don't know they can't see much (my dr didn't tell me it was that bad)! I am going to have the other eye done very soon - within a couple weeks, if possible. Imagine what I might see then.

So, Harry - I have seen the light today.

Seriously, I am doin fine - well except for the...............

 

[bvdr]

Oh Ann! I am so happy for you!

 

[Harrybaby666]

Hi Hensylee

Hi Hensylee

Hi Hensy,

When I see an older person, I just think that it's great that they are able to still do what they can. My grandmother will be 84 in October and she buzzes circles around me...although she suffers from what I call Osteogramosis...Definition, your sweet loveable grandmother who is on a quest to find a pillow so she can see over the steering wheel...but seriously, I am so thrilled with the way she has kept going, but, I still realize that one day she will slow down, so I just appreciate her abilities now... I am so glad that other than the cateracts, that your doing swell. I hope all goes swell with the other one...Take Care, Harrybaby

 

[ShezaGirlie]

Now Ann -- you behave or I'll have ol' Killer resurrected and sic him on ya!

 

[hensylee]

Amazing how pretty and handsome y'all are today. Never seen some of you before! lol