A little medical humor

[Rich]

Hospitals still have private and semi-private accommodations. If you have
an HMO though, semi-private means two to a bed.



Patient: "This hospital is no good. They treat us like dogs."
Orderly: "Mr. Jones, you know that's not true. Now, roll over."

 

[Wise]

Hospitals still have private and semi-private accommodations. If you have
an HMO though, semi-private means two to a bed.



Patient: "This hospital is no good. They treat us like dogs."
Orderly: "Mr. Jones, you know that's not true. Now, roll over."

If I would have had to share my bed with the fellow next to me last year when I had my cardiac ablation, I wonder if my wife would've had to share her reclining chair with that man's wife. Cozy!! (or kinky, but let's not go there).

Thanks for the laughs Rich.

 

[hensylee]

How did I know our Wise would be the first to respond to this.

Funny

 

[tommy]

When then wheeled me into my room post AVR, they gave me some instructions. The first was that I had to sit up or I wouldn't eat.

Sit, boy, sit. Good boy, here's your treat. Lie down. Good boy. I couldn't go home until I did my "business". Let's go for a walk, now. Good boy. Woof. Woof.

 

[Wise]

How did I know our Wise would be the first to respond to this.

Funny

I have no idea Ann! I take that as a compliment(?), being that it's coming from vr.com's resident Funny Lady. Have a good day and stick with the private room, but take someone along to take care of you.

 

[Barry]

The Utilization Review manager for a HMO dies and goes to heaven. He's delighted with how, well, heavenly it is. But after two weeks he's transferred to hell. Asking why, St. Peter tells him, "We only had authorization for a two-week length-of-stay."