hensylee
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Headlines for year 2035
Date: November 2003
Newspaper headlines in the year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year, 40 Million Dollar government study reveals:
Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screw-drivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Date: November 2003
Newspaper headlines in the year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year, 40 Million Dollar government study reveals:
Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screw-drivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
