A Giggle For Melissa And Everyone

[Ross]

Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years
outta style."

" Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized Potato down inside 'em."

" I'm tellin you man...you'll have all the babes you want!"


The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized Potato and for cryin' out loud! it's worse
than before!

Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!


So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"Jeezzzzz!" says the lifeguard.......


"The Potato's supposed to go in front!!"

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[Ross]

Melissa are you getting the emails I sent you?

 

[ccrawford]

That same fellow had continuing problems with his social life and consulted the life guard again. The lifeguard suggested he be sure and give the lady lots of compliments on his next date. A few days later, the fellow reported back in with an unhappy look. How did it go asked the lifeguard-did you do what i suggested ? The fellow replied - "Not well - I told her she didn't sweat much for a fat girl "

 

[MelissaM]

Hey Ross, negative on getting emails. Not sure what is happening. Where were you sending them?

p.s. I thought Speedos were called "banana hammocks". . .now here I find out they are really potato hammocks.

 

[Ross]

They should be going to where ever the account is that you put down when registering. Maybe I'll forget that and just use Priivate Messages?

 

[Granbonny]

Speedo's

Speedo's

and socks don't work either...Was taking a sailboat ride with a group of people back in my wild and crazy life and looked up at Mr. Macho Guy and saw something white hanging out of speedo. Needless to say..a sock. Bonnie

 

[joy]

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is too funny! I've never heard of a guy putting a sock or a potato down there to make themselves look 'macho.' I wonder when they are going to come out with "wonderdrawers" I think I will try to invent something like that...girls?