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sheridan07
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I enjoyed reading all your comments. This was the funniest thing I read in a long time!
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geebee
*** - isn't that the thing that, if you are too tired even only once a year, you "never ever want to participate" (at least according to my ex-husband)?
Tbone
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Tbone
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Ross you forgot the he-man women haters club. Also, see pledge below.
The He-man Women-haters club was created by George Robert Phillips "Spanky" McFarland (1928/10/02- 1993/06/30) and immediately joined by Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer (1927/08/07 - 1959/01/29) and William 'Buckwheat' Thomas (1931/03/12 - 1980/10/10).
Spanky: Let’s start a club right now. The He-man Woman-haters. I'll be president.
Alfalfa And I'll be second president, and you can be third president.
Buckwheat Thanks.
Spanky Alright, get up and do exactly what I do. Put your hand on your heart, and raise your other hand. We, the He-man Woman-haters club...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat We, the he-man woman-haters club...
Spanky ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Spanky ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa is almost immediately lured away by Darla Hood, leaving Spanky and Buckwheat as the sole members of this short-lived club. [00:01:27 - 00:02:27]
The He-man Women-haters club was created by George Robert Phillips "Spanky" McFarland (1928/10/02- 1993/06/30) and immediately joined by Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer (1927/08/07 - 1959/01/29) and William 'Buckwheat' Thomas (1931/03/12 - 1980/10/10).
Spanky: Let’s start a club right now. The He-man Woman-haters. I'll be president.
Alfalfa And I'll be second president, and you can be third president.
Buckwheat Thanks.
Spanky Alright, get up and do exactly what I do. Put your hand on your heart, and raise your other hand. We, the He-man Woman-haters club...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat We, the he-man woman-haters club...
Spanky ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Spanky ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa and Buckwheat ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa is almost immediately lured away by Darla Hood, leaving Spanky and Buckwheat as the sole members of this short-lived club. [00:01:27 - 00:02:27]
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Karlynn
Any one seen Wade??? He started this thread and hasn't been around for over a day. Wade - are you too busy trying out your "after market parts"?
Wade - are you too busy trying out your "after market parts"? 
Wade.......come up for air.......!!!
seth
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Bina, I now better understand your "May have been in contact with..." caution. ;-)
lilteach3234
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Glad to see this thread is still alive and well.....I needed to laugh tonight.
hensylee
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ChouDoufu have you ever wondered what it would be like if it were the other way around and it was us playing head games with them? Maybe we should start doing that? Deny them any joy or pleasure at every turn.
we could challenge you guys.no way could y'all stick to your guns ........and not think of *** in connection to everything.
Tbone
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I saw a blond going into Denny's today She was looking for a job....................need I say more?
She was looking for a job....................need I say more?
Tbone
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Wade
I'm still alive.
I told the wife y'all said it was OK.
I told the wife y'all said it was OK.
I'm still alive.
I told the wife y'all said it was OK.
ok. just ok? wrong answer!!!
tell the wife or girlfriend (or both) it's absolutely essential for your recovery.
and, um, it's not like vitamins....one-a-day ain't gonna cut it. maybe use
photoshop and churn out a prescription....."3x daily orally" or some such.
if she doesn't believe you, wear your heart-rate monitor and keep a, umm,
'training log.' yeah, that's it.
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deogloria
My doctor told me 2-4 weeks after surgery. Someone else at the hospital mentioned the two flights of stairs thing. The surgeon's nurse told me "whenever you fee safe and comfortable to do so." I kind of think the answer they give might depend on the gender of the ohs patient. Men: "as soon as you want, just be careful". Women: "whenever you feel fully recovered--don't worry, we'll write you a note." LOL
I am expecting toe-tapping and calendar-glancing in a few more days from my husband. Actually, sooner. He always think's it's been twice as long as it actually has! ;-) I feel bad, actually. He's doing so much for me, the least I could do for him...you know?
I am expecting toe-tapping and calendar-glancing in a few more days from my husband. Actually, sooner. He always think's it's been twice as long as it actually has! ;-) I feel bad, actually. He's doing so much for me, the least I could do for him...you know?
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Karlynn
LOL - no kidding!!!
Ross
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If it's been more then an hour, it's been 2 weeks.
Chou, you are naughty........
or you could just make one of these prescription sheets to wear...
Tbone
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great ***, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
