***?

[tobagotwo]

Do not have *** right after eating. You should allow two to three hours to digest your food. Be sure you are well rested." (p. 7)

Sounds like he got the eating and *** part mixed up with eating and swimming. (I'll bet that's his advice to anyone, anytime about ***. Downright anal, if you ask me.)

Wouldn't work for me anyway. Two hours after dinner, my wife's asleep!

Best wishes,

 

[Tbone]

Tell your caregiver to make sure you are protected

 

[BigOwl]

Ahem.

I suppose old gals aren't supposed to have much of an interest or opinion, but quite frankly I suggest that ladies take the "high road" after surgery. No push-ups, mind you. My former cardio (herself a woman) called it "playing horsey." But only after your BP, and heart rate are stable. And no, that wasn't an intentional pun.

 

[Ross]

46 posts in 17 hours.....bunch of perves....

I've said that from the get go. We Vr people are the largest perverts and alcoholics there are. Maybe that's a good thing?

 

[Herburban1]

My Post Op book said when you feel up to it. I hid the book.The Atenelol decreases urges maybe that's the problem.

 

[Ross]

The Atenelol decreases urges maybe that's the problem.

Umm, no. Hasn't decreased my URGES in the least, but it does present a small problem.

 

[hensylee]

Hey - I'm already 3 posts into this thread with this post! But I'm not the expert here.

I am the oldest of all of you. can I be the expert?

 

[Bina]

Ross - you're really going to have to let this post go, you're like a dog with a bone. Move on - there's more to life.

This post will go ON AND ON......you can be sure of that.
Hey ROSS......sue's calling you a dog with a bone.....any comments?

 

[Bina]

Okay, I proclaim Ann as the VR Sexpert.

 

[Karlynn]

BINA .... Behave!! I know what you're thinking!!!

What Sue doesn't understand, is that for most men I know - there is nothing more to life. My husband prides himself into being able to relate any comment I make back to something having to do with ***.

 

[sue943]

Umm, no. Hasn't decreased my URGES in the least, but it does present a small problem.

Haven't they told you Ross, size doesn't matter.

 

[The Milkman]

My 14 year old son was reading the OHS book from the hospital and as shy as he is exclaimed " Dad, you can have *** after 6 weeks" I said don't tell me, tell your bl**dy mother - he did!

That was six weeks ago - I'm still not forgiven!

Andy

 

[Bina]

Ross, a couple of popsicle sticks and some duct tape and you'll be good to go......

 

[Herburban1]

BINA .... Behave!! I know what you're thinking!!!

What Sue doesn't understand, is that for most men I know - there is nothing more to life. My husband prides himself into being able to relate any comment I make back to something having to do with ***.

That sounds familiar..I feel like I married a 12 year old sometimes. I kept telling him when I was going in the hospital, "You have to be an adult now." It lasted about 2 weeks, untill I got moving again.

 

[Bina]

My hubby was too exhausted to act up in the hospital....he napped in the chair alot.

 

[ChouDoufu]

My husband prides himself into being able to relate any comment I make back to something having to do with ***.

that's normal, think of all the places you go, and errands you run during the
day....ever wonder what the guys you meet are thinking?

you: hi, i'd like to have my tires rotated.
him: heheh, i'd like to rotate your tires.

you: i'll have two big macs and a happy meal.
him: i got a big mac for your mr. happy meal.

get the picture?

(if not, i can send pictures)

 

[jjay32]

this is such a stimulating thread

Jjay

 

[lilteach3234]

I can't imagine.....I mean I love my hubby and all, but I think I'd rather be re-intubated again than even think about ***......hehe!

 

[Ross]

Ross - you're really going to have to let this post go, you're like a dog with a bone. Move on - there's more to life.

For who? Not me!

 

[Ross]

that's normal, think of all the places you go, and errands you run during the
day....ever wonder what the guys you meet are thinking?

you: hi, i'd like to have my tires rotated.
him: heheh, i'd like to rotate your tires.

you: i'll have two big macs and a happy meal.
him: i got a big mac for your mr. happy meal.

get the picture?

(if not, i can send pictures)

ChouDoufu have you ever wondered what it would be like if it were the other way around and it was us playing head games with them? Maybe we should start doing that? Deny them any joy or pleasure at every turn.