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woman was at home, happily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.
 
Now that I've picked myself up off the floor, I'm sending this on to my girlfriends!
 
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too funny - I too almost fell out of my chair laughing.. I don't forward alot of jokes, but this one is a definate send..

Chris
 
Not surprisingly, my husband thought it was pretty funny until the punchline. Then he wasn't laughing -------but I was!
 
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